The countdown is officially on, and Santa is, soon to be, coming to town. (SANTAAAAAAAAA!) To get you in the mood to start decorating we’ve crafted a very important, super serious test to help you find just the right bauble for you – cue flashbacks to filling out Pop mag’s ‘who am I?’ quizzes. So, make yourself a brew, open today's date on your advent calendar and get started to find out what weird and wonderful dec suits you down to the ground.
Pssst, note your answers in your fave notebook as you go and total up your mostlys at the end.
What song has you rockin’ around the Christmas tree?
A. ‘Christmas Wrapping’ – The Waitresses
B. ‘All I want for Christmas is you’ – Mariah Carey
C. ‘White Christmas’ – Bing Crosby
D. ‘Fairytale of New York’ – Pogues ft Kirsty Maccoll
Your fave festive colour palette...
B. Silver and gold
C. Red and green, why mess with perfection?
D. Whatever I can get my hands on, I’m not fussy
What kind of Christmas jumper takes your fancy this year?
B. Something stylish, with subtle nods to the festive season
C. One with a festive character front and centre – à la Mark Darcy
D. I have nightmares about Christmas jumpers, so no thanks
On Christmas Eve you can be found...
B. Getting ready to hit up that friend of a friend’s holiday party
C. Snuggled up on the couch, watching something festive with hot chocolate in hand
D. Doing anything to avoid the crowds, I refuse to step even a foot outside
Your ultimate Christmas sin is...
B. Turning down an invite. But, baby, it’s cold outside?
C. Badly wrapped pressies – it’s a crime, not a sin for me
D. Christmas jumpers *shudder*
Your favourite part of Christmas is...
A. The food!
B. Making use of the time at home by catching up with family and friends
C. Gathering around the tree after dinner, with something fun on the TV
D. Hiding till it’s over
If you were Santa for a day, what would you put in everyone’s stockings?
A. A hilarious little decoration, probably relating to an inside joke *hehe aubergine decoration*
B. Deluxe chocolates from Switzerland
C. A great game to play with the family after Christmas dinner
D. Coal or, if I’m feeling generous, an orange
Who is your favourite Love Actually character?
A. Billy Mack all the way!
B. The Prime Minister
C. Rufus (aka Rowan Atkinson)
D. Harry *bah humbug. (Alan forever <3)
What is your must-watch TV Christmas special?
A. Gavin and Stacey
B. Friends: The One with the Holiday Armadillo
C. The Snowman, every year without fail!
D. Don’t care, I just watch whatever’s on
And now for the results...
Mostly As: The Joker
More for The Joker...
Sprouts Christmas Roll Wrapping Paper - 3m, £4.50 - Shop here
Multicoloured Nutcracker Crackers - Set of 6, £12.00 - Shop here
Mostly Bs: The Socialite
More for The Socialite...
Luxe Christmas 3m Roll Wrapping Paper - Pack of 3, £10.80 - Shop here
Christmas Nutcracker Theatre Card, £5.50 - Shop here
Mostly Cs: The Traditionalist
Above: Our Resolution Bauble is the one for you
Vintage Santa Roll Wrapping Paper - 5m, £5.50 - Shop here
Confetti Gingerbread Man Card, £4.00 - Shop here
Mostly Ds: The Grinch
Above: Beans on Toast is your festive go-to
Kraft Brown Wrapping Paper - 10m, £9.00 - Shop here
Birds and Oranges Luxury Christmas Cards - Pack of 8, £10.00 - Shop here
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Merry Christmas from all of us at Paperchase!